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Thanks to Pokémon Sucks at http://www.pokemonsucks.freeservers.com/
1. The Look Interested Attack: Go up to a group of people trading Pokémon cards, look interested, wait for em to ask you if you have any cards or something like that, and then insult Pokémon and them.
2. Hit and Run Attack: Walk up to a Pokefreak(s), insult Pokémon, and RUN(Because we know how pissed Pokefreaks get when you insult their favorite TV show!)
3. The Speechless Attack also known as
the Who Did It Attack:
Write your insult on a piece of paper
and throw it at a Pokefreak(s). Do it from a far distance so they don't
really know who threw it. Only do this when there is a group of other people
around you.
4. This is similar to the Look Interested
Attack. Look interested when watching a group of people play Pokémon.
Ask to see a few of their cards. After they let you see one, you can 1.
Rip them up. 2.
Spit on them. or 3. Take a pen and write
all over them.
5. Go into a Pokémon chat room (best if an aol one) then instant message everyone about how Pokémon sucks. They will usually go nuts a throw gay come backs at you. Just continue until you feel that they are demoralized.
6. I have a good way to insult and demoralize
all Pokémon lovers and traders, etc. Now that some Burger Kings
have those gay little Pokémon trading days, i think it's every tuesday,
go to one where there are a ton of little kids or where a lot of trading
is involved. Get a bunch of your friends (who are also Pokémon haters);
walk in,
go to each kid's table. While they're
not looking or are trading with another loser, take all of their cards
or toys, etc. Do this to everyone! Then go to the front of the restaurant
and take a lighter or matches and set all of the cards and dolls, etc.
on fire. All of the little kids flip out and go into a crying fit
or will start to spaz out. If you don't want to burn the Pokémon
and risk getting into trouble, other interesting things you can do is cut
them up with a sharp knife, puke on them(if you like), stick them into
a bag of dog crap and give the bag to a kid who also loves Pokémon,
etc. There are a lot of fun things to do when you let your creativity and
imagination go wild.
7.I call this the Lo-Down/Sky High attack.
For those of you who don't watch wrestling, These are both D'Lo Brown's
moves. I do this to my brother. If they are on their stomachs or backs
reading Pokémon cards or related stuff, you lowdown them, or jump
in the air and land with your torso on their torso and slightly angled.
If
they're on sitting up or even standing
do the sky-high attack. You put your hands in their armpits, lift them,
and while holding them up you rotate slightly to the right and slam them
on their backs. (Please note. I don't do this to my brother. The person
who sent me this does this to his brother.)
8. Go up to the most rabid Pokémon card game fan you know and tell them about some card you have (it helps alot to know of a really good one). Tell them that you are willing to sell it to them for a really cheap price and you will bring it the next day. The next day, you will bring a drawn and uncolored piece of notebook paper with a crappy looking Pokémon drawing on it and demand their ten dollars until you get it! If they ask someone else about the deal say you never said it had to be an "authentic" card!
9. ok what i do is: i type on about 50
little pieces of paper POKÉMON SUCKS (u gotta type it so they don't
know yer handwriting) then put a piece in each of the Pokémon fans
desks. we just recently had a pokeraffle at my school so i spent plenty
of time insulting everyone including the school (The person who e-mailed
me
this said a Pokeraffle is when the people
at his school raffle off Pokémon crap. That isn't fair the the Pokehaters.
It is?)
10. One way to insult pokemon is:type up a bunch of notes that say "pokemon are dumb mindless B****es" and tape them to anyones locker who like pokemon
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