Why Do Pokemon Suck?

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This page is my personal view on why Pokémon SUCK!!!:

The cartoon is GAY!! The Characters all do STUPID things. No common sense at all!!
The main character, the so-called "Ash", Is a very bad example of time wasting. Whats so good about a kid who wastes his time training pokemon, and doesn't go to school or do something more worthwhile? This can lead kids to becoming ILLETERATE!!!
The whole thing has consumed children's lives. They are ADDICTED TO IT! Almost everywhere I go I see kids paying with these dumb pokemon cards, the only game in their Gameboy is the gay Pokemon, most of the time they talk about Pokemon, etc!
Parents waste their money just to purchase Pokémon CRAP for their SPOILT children! What a WASTE of money that could be better spent on something more constructive.
Pokémon teaches BAD and STUPID things to children, causing them to act just like the STUPID characters in the crappy cartoon.
Their advertising is an "IN YOUR FACE" style. It is on TV, the newspaper, catalogues, etc. This is getting to the point where it is ANNOYING. Children are lured to buying their STUPID Pokémon products.
It is a stupid thing where the Japanese companies are using it as a tool to make money out of these poor children.

Get rid of Pokémon!!! DESTROY, BURN, KILL THEM ALL!!! If you think there'd be nothing to do if that happened, think about what you did before the stupid Pokémon came along!!! What if Pokémon was never was made up? What did you do then?

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From: "Rod Taylor" akjt@erols.com
Subject: Pokémon_suck_-_my_point_of_view
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 13:22:14 -0400

Sure, it's fine to be someone who works at a retail or rental store and hate Pokemon just because of the little kid factor, but what about us Hardcore Video Gamers?

Me and My family have been Nintendo addicts since the original NES. We've seen great franchises come and go, and can't wait to find out what's next. And now what's next from Nintendo? POKEMON! ALL GAY POKEMON! Jesus Christ! Do we really need 3 f**king versions of the same damn gameboy game! Also, what the hell is with Pokemon Snap, it's the stupidest piece of crap that's ever graced the Nintendo 64. Also, Pokemon Stadium may sound fun, but my best friend's little brother rented it, and I thought I'd give it a try, after 3 matches it was just downright boring. Think of Final Fantasy with no storyline, no adventuring, and just battling. Just one of your characters against one enemy, that's how freakin' stupid it is! So, Pokemon isn't just making us suffer, it's making the quality of Nintendo game suffer! Why don't they stop putting money into the current fad and try to give us a Metroid game? The only good looking thing that looks like it's coming out of nintendo since Pokemon came along is the next Zelda game! It's ri-god damn-diculous! Also, thanks to Pokemon, Nintendo is losing a large precentage of their gamers, teens-adults. Pokemon's allright for ages 3-12, but once you hit 13, you want some blood! For my 13th birthday, I got some Mortal Kombat game and I couldn't be happier, at the time. So, unless Nintendo stars throwing buckets of gore in with their Pokemon franchise, they're not gonna be doing so well in the next few years. Teenage Hardcore Gaming fans, say NO to Pokemon! Time to teach Nintendo a lesson! Now, I'm gonna go play Resident Evil.

Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2000 01:03:21 -0800
Subject: pokemon suck-my point of view
From: Jody D Barbary <jody141@juno.com>

Why, why do people like it? It's so dumb and gay, so why? Because it
is
evil. My best friend was pretty smart 1 year ago, then, pokemon, Imade
fun of it, the daily show with jon stewart made fun of it, But every
one
of my friends and everyone else i knew was hipnotised, and they all got
dumber, most of my friends have snapped out, but what about everyone
else? Pokemon ARE EVIL. How else could this be possible? They must be
stopped! We must insult them, until people understand! Join the fight
against evil. Be a hero. Kill every pokemon that you know of, and
hurry,
because they keep making new ones to make up for them, and dont forget
digimon.

From: "Chris Kreuter" ckreuter@earthlink.net
Subject: Pokemon suck - My point of view
Date: Sat, 25 Mar 2000 11:47:03 -0400

Damn man, I work in Video Retail (New york, and independent video store) and these damn kids come in CONSTANTLY for these f***in movies! They talk about 50000000 billion miles per hour, explecting ME to tfollow what they are blubbleing under their hyperactive mouth! They talk about it to EVERYBODY (including me, an 18 year old guy) who is confused as you are.

I HATE Pokemon with an undying passion! The movie was just released on video (Of course with a special edition card that EVERY KID EXPECTS ME TO GIVE THEM) (We only got 5 copies of the damned thing). And that new Pokemon Stadium which cost my boss $65!!!!!!!!!! Parents expect the 1 copy we got to be in stock at their beck and call (Our game rentals are 5 days long) and then BITCH over the price!! If you don't like it, you go shell out the $70 for the retail version!

IT's brainless, stupid and pointless. My good freind Brian (also 18) had to take his little borther to see the movie, and his Physics average dropped 10 points within a week, as well as his CAlculus average, it can't be coincidence, that shit kills brain cells!

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